Every Sperm Is Sacred

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
there are Hindus and Mormons and then
there are those that follow Mohammed  -but-
I’ve never been one of them. -Monty Python

The movie “Sacred Sperm” is described as:

“A personal journey of the director Or Yashar, an orthodox religious Jew after one of the most difficult and Important prohibitions in Judaism – the “waste of Sperm” that for its violation there is almost no forgiveness or atonement. The film creates a daring first exposure on the way parents, rabbis, teachers, pedagogues and therapists within the Orthodox Hasidic Jewish Community educating their male children from infancy to adolescence, to avoid spilling their sperm.”

“According to the Talmud, male self-pleasure is forbidden, as it wastes the seeds of potential life.”

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Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Let the heathens spill theirs, on the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can’t be found.

Let the pagans spill theirs on mountain hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for each sperm that’s spilled in vain.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood,
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, spill theirs just anywhere
but God loves those who treat their semen with more care.

God needs everybodies, mine, and mine, and mine.
Let the pagans spill theirs on mountain hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for each sperm that’s spilled in vain.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood,
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Full Lyrics From Monty Python

All Sperm Sacred!

Life Begins Not At Conception But At Ejaculation, proposes legislator

everyspermissacredYES! GZ does like that All Sperm is Sacred. However, GZ is not so enthused about a proposed legislation amendment that would only allow sperm into a woman’s vagina: what happens then to GZ’s friends in the GBT community? It would definitely discriminate against them.

Oklahoma state Senator Constance Johnson proposed a bill amendment  that would make it illegal for a man to ejaculate anywhere except into a woman’s sexual organs, focusing on the current so-called personhood” laws proposed across conservative states.

Even after reading the legislator’s explanation about her bill amendment in the Guardian, GZ is still not convinced; but loves some readers’ comments, such as Herr Emott’s, offered on Feb. 9, 2012. He simply sez: “So every sperm is sacred after all.”

Monty Python sang it best“Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood,
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.”
praying